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Get some Aussie balls

People often speak about how fantastic their vacations to other countries have been like, and will bring home souvenirs and mementos to remember the trip by. But Australia has probably some of the most unique souvenirs ever. While you can get yourself some Aboriginal Artwork, or even some Vegemite, nothing says “Aussie” more than getting your very own Kangaroo Scrotum Bottle Opener.

Yes, they’re real, and yes, you can purchase them.

This is an Aussie gift you just have to see for yourself to believe:

…and those American tough guys think they’re so tough with those fake testes attached to the back of their pick-ups…

If you’re really desperately interested in getting yourself a Kangaroo Scrotum Bottle Opener, you can get one at Aussie Products Company.

Also, RooBalls.com will make you go WTF.